because i'm sick of being cold

beautiful, sweet, funny, charming bailey

someone took a pit and a shar-pei and made this
beautiful lady
who has plans to singlehandedly
rid the world of cats
looking for cats
thinking of what a cat might taste like with ketchup and salt

goat day

Rebecca, Galloway and Arianna Moo-Moo, Anthony and Celeste von Clovenhoof

the 4 day affair

i only knew her for 4 days but look what she did
i didn't ask her to sit there
she just did
how could i not love her?

random things about rufus

he smokes cigars in a house coat
he owns a silk scarf
he has nap-dates with his friends
he speaks french
likes wine and good brandy
LOVES the ladies
and thinks the party should always come to him

buckley watches way too much porn

so i learned my lesson walking buckley without his gentle leader the other day
i figured what could be worse than seeing a grown dog flop about like a fish out of water?
well - getting humped for 25 minutes straight tops it
for sure


bet you are asking why in the world would i let a dog hump me for 25 minutes
believe me - i'm still asking myself the same question
i thought he would perhaps tire of it after a few minutes
or maybe quickly understand my lack of interest
nope
no such luck
but i have to laugh when i think of what the folks on onslow street took from it all

sake and the problem of the snowball